Texas Goes Florida

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 01/14/2019 at 09:50 • Filed to: None

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WICHITA FALLS, Texas (AP) — Police in northern Texas say a woman has been banned from a local Walmart after she spent several hours driving an electric shopping cart around the store’s parking lot while drinking wine from a Pringles can.

At 9:00 am.

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fhrblig > ttyymmnn 01/14/2019 at 10:55

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“This Merlot has notes of sour cream and onion.”

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > ttyymmnn 01/14/2019 at 11:08

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She’s living the American dream

*the star spangled banner plays in the distance*

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > ttyymmnn 01/14/2019 at 11:23

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Several hours?! What a fantastic story. 

ttyymmnn > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 01/14/2019 at 11:25

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Three hours. Which means she started at 6 am.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > ttyymmnn 01/14/2019 at 11:35

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I’d really like to know where she was from 2:00 - 6:00.

Probably on a Lime scooter.